PLACES  TO  VISIT...

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family, and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And finally, one place I don't want to be is in Continent.  I hear it is no fun.

Department of Agriculture Guidelines

Here’s what you CAN bring back to the United States from Europe

Breads made of seeds
Breads, Cakes, Cookies, and other Bakery Goods
Candies
Cheeses, fully cured (but not cottage cheeses)
Coffee, roasted beans only
Dried Foods, including polished rice, beans, and tea
Fish
Flower Bulbs (but not crocosomia, gladiolus, and watsonia bulbs from France, Italy, Malta, Portugal)
Flowers, most fresh or dried kinds (but not with roots)
Fruits, canned or dried products only
Herbarium Plants (but not witchweed)
Herbs, dried, for medicinal use
Mushrooms
Nuts (but not chestnuts or acorns or nuts with outer husks)
Sauces, canned or processed
Seaweed
Seeds (but not avocado, bamboo, barberry, coconuts, corn, cotton, currant, elm, hibiscus, lentil, mahonia, mango, pearl millet, potato, rice, sorghum, and wheat)
Shamrocks, without roots or soil
Soup and soup mixes (but not those containing meat)
Spices, dried (but not curry leaves)
Straw animals, hats, baskets, and other souvenirs (but not items stuffed with straw)
Vegetables, canned or processed

Here’s what you CANNOT bring back to the United States

No  Fresh  Meat

No  Dried  Meat 

No  Canned  Meat  Products

No  FRESH  Fruits  Of  Any  Kind